Dear Diary,
Today, I tried to throw a party, but it turned out horribly. I had invited people from the World Record Book to come over. I was going to interview them and have dinner with them. I invited the clumsiest person in the world to my party and the person with the longest arms. His arms were so long that after he stepped back a few feet to put some plates away, the clumsiest person walked right over and tried to limbo under it, but failed completely. He was perhaps the shortest one there, but his head bumped right in to the long arms. Longest Arms tumbled over, smashing the plates into the person who gets hurt most easily, causing him to yell out in pain so loudly that the person who fainted the most and the person who could hear the best topped over each other.
Once everyone was back in place and I had finished setting the table, we all sat down. Next, Biggest Mouth tried to drink his water and it spilled all over his shirt. Clumsiest person tried to clean it up for him, but he ended up stuffing the paper towel up his nose and toppling his chair over, causing Worst Eyesight to walk over without seeing and topple over the next guest. Cleverest Person tried to move out of the way, which made Worst Eyesight fall over on his chair, knocking it over. The chair knocked over Cleverest Person, who in this case was not very clever, causing Biggest Mouth to spill even more wine all over him. Longest Arms finally saved the crash by putting out his strong, long arms, which Biggest Mouth fell into.
I decided to let Clumsiest Person try to dance with his arms close to him and away from the others. I turned on the music and everyone started dancing. This time, the person who saved the last bad event was the one causing it! Longest Arms was swinging his arms around wildly and hitting many people. Soon, everyone was on the floor except Clumsiest Person, which was very surprising. He made his way into the crowd. To my surprise, Clumsiest Person was not so clumsy anymore! I had cured him with my party! I think…or at least he was at my party when he was cured.
Soon, everyone left. Clumsiest Person became normal and will be removed from the World Record Book. So much for my interview!
Angie Z.
Today, I tried to throw a party, but it turned out horribly. I had invited people from the World Record Book to come over. I was going to interview them and have dinner with them. I invited the clumsiest person in the world to my party and the person with the longest arms. His arms were so long that after he stepped back a few feet to put some plates away, the clumsiest person walked right over and tried to limbo under it, but failed completely. He was perhaps the shortest one there, but his head bumped right in to the long arms. Longest Arms tumbled over, smashing the plates into the person who gets hurt most easily, causing him to yell out in pain so loudly that the person who fainted the most and the person who could hear the best topped over each other.
Once everyone was back in place and I had finished setting the table, we all sat down. Next, Biggest Mouth tried to drink his water and it spilled all over his shirt. Clumsiest person tried to clean it up for him, but he ended up stuffing the paper towel up his nose and toppling his chair over, causing Worst Eyesight to walk over without seeing and topple over the next guest. Cleverest Person tried to move out of the way, which made Worst Eyesight fall over on his chair, knocking it over. The chair knocked over Cleverest Person, who in this case was not very clever, causing Biggest Mouth to spill even more wine all over him. Longest Arms finally saved the crash by putting out his strong, long arms, which Biggest Mouth fell into.
I decided to let Clumsiest Person try to dance with his arms close to him and away from the others. I turned on the music and everyone started dancing. This time, the person who saved the last bad event was the one causing it! Longest Arms was swinging his arms around wildly and hitting many people. Soon, everyone was on the floor except Clumsiest Person, which was very surprising. He made his way into the crowd. To my surprise, Clumsiest Person was not so clumsy anymore! I had cured him with my party! I think…or at least he was at my party when he was cured.
Soon, everyone left. Clumsiest Person became normal and will be removed from the World Record Book. So much for my interview!
Angie Z.
